Double-take, # 227

Dr Faustus is puzzled by bus stop signage:

Baughurst Commom

Apostrophe catastrophe, # 112

Comparison between the third item below and later entries suggests that apostrophes apply only to children:

Link: Brussels Airlines, ‘Hand Luggage — General Rules’

1 ladies handbag

Spellchecking Is Never Enough, # 225

Via Dr Faustus, a sad juxtaposition of vaunting and mangling:

Link: Unreal City Audio, ‘About Us’ page

a cathartic voyages

Multimangle, # 38

Dr Faustus has found this piece of prose, which mangles grammar, syntax, punctuation and meaning:

Link: Generator, ‘More than a hostel’

your for you’re; shifting perspective; syntax; spacing

The Wrong Word Entirely, # 92

This was submitted by John Holloway, with the caption ‘Horseplay at Skyscanner?’ It is a companion mangle to one featured last year (12 April, 2014). It may be a typographical error; this time there is certainly no possibility of allowing it as an eggcorn:

Link: Skyscanner, ‘Carry on: readers’ opinions on cabin luggage restrictions’

confusion reins

You Cannot Be Serious, # 61

A hideous grammatical lapse on a page nonsensically headed ‘Security on Eurostar?’:

Link: Eurostar.com, ‘Security on Eurostar?’

We […] recommend that all valuables and important documentation is kept

Multimangle, # 27

A nasty misspelling plus a major mismatch in grammatical logic between the question and answer categories:

Source: Eurostar UK journey satisfaction survey

knowledgable + grammatical mismatch between option subjects & answer categories

Not Washed or Cooked, # 171

Spotted at Andover Station by Dr Faustus:

Stops to let passengers laeve the train only

Problem punctuation, # 8

Some apostrophe-free holidays (the site offers many more):

Link: SantaClausTrips, ‘4 Day [sic] Lapland Holidays’

and an unpunctuated chance to seek (apparently) a Jewish Father Christmas:

Not Washed or Cooked, # 41

Thinking of going on holiday? Some days may be more difficult for travel than others, especially on flights from Birmingham Airport:

Link: Birmingham Airport | Route Finder (detail/edit)

Spellchecking Is Never Enough, # 9

I wonder what exactly the International Association of Public Transport's 2002 project involved…

Link: 'Insecurity in pubic transport'

Spellchecking Is Never Enough, # 7

More problematic paradigms to come. Today, a new typo series begins:

Link: Lonely Planet Thorn Tree travel forum: Ukraine to Russia border crossings…