Double-take, # 199

Vice Commodore Pugwash spotted this notice by a fire alarm at the Defence Academy, and is justly amazed by ‘glass which knows who is authorised to break it!’

Only authorised persons able to break glass

Multimangle, # 21

The third and final day of mangles spotted by Vice-Commodore Pugwash at the National Defence Academy, Shrivenham. At least the relentless capitalization has been dropped, presumably because this is information rather than instruction:

Monday’s for Mondays; Friday’s for Fridays

Spellchecking Is Never Enough, # 188

A pair of instructions from the walls of the National Defence Academy, Shrivenham, submitted by Vice-Commodore Pugwash:

faulty for faulty; [any for a]; [syntax]; comma for full stop

Double-take, # 162

Vice-Commodore Pugwash spotted this in the Officers’ Mess at the National Defence Academy, Shrivenham:

will incur costs of which will be added; colon