Mangling Meaning, # 12

Of course, it's not just the Consumer Champions who have occasional problems with expression; their correspondents sometimes come up with some very strange syntactical constructions:

Link: Guardian, Consumer Champions, 'No joke as "Family Guy" hacked my Santander account'

The Wrong Word Entirely, # 9

Given the state of the world's finances currently and in the last few years, this is not beyond the realms of possibility:

Link: The Guardian, Consumer Champions, 'Lloyds TSB wrecked by credit rating'

Or perhaps the writer had a cold…