Other Englishes, # 3

These rather mangled instructions, submitted by Dr Faustus, come with Apachie brand bluetooth sports headphones:

alternativley; audiable; either devices

Apostrophe catastrophe, # 94

Old-school full-stops (periods) to mark abbreviations: good; apostrophes to pluralize: bad — whatever planet you’re from!

U.F.O.’s

Double-take, # 147

A misunderstanding, one hopes:

ground nut oil

Double-take, # 106

Spotted on his trawls through ebay by Des Pond of Slough:

Link: ebay.co.uk, ‘Hunter 1/350 W35046 Wood deck HMS Dreadnought for Trumpeter’

Batteship for battleship; & many more

The Wrong Word Entirely, # 58

Des Pond of Slough has been using some wet and dry sandpaper that comes in various qualities:

course for coarse

Apostrophe catastrophe, # 28

Not a well-placed apostrophe on this DVD cover:

It’s definitely a collection of films from the 1960s, not from 1960.